I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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