you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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