Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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