I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
so explain again why im purple
no
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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