I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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