Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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