The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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