Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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