school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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