I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
they're like a gay fantastic four
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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