Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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