There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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