Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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