It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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