I'm really into asian looking animals
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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