Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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