Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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