I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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