I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Randomize
