I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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