we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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