Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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