I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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