i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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