I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
what the fuck happened to the tacos
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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