I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
