So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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