We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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