yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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