So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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