i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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