im gay
i know
yea but for you.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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