I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
It's Friday. Sex?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Randomize
