Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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