Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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