is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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