I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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