ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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