Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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