she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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