We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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