Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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