This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
