so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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