Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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