Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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