People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We had sex on a dog bed..
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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