Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He called his prostate his "boner button".
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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