drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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