But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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