I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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