Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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