bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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